Welcome to the Smartie Artie Homepage!   Children's Entertainer.  Meet the Smartie Artie's!       Smartie Artie makes your party! Comedy, magic, ventriloquism, balloon modelling, puppets and - most importantly - lots of audience participation! Full 2 hour party !  One hour shows! Available 7 days a week ! Birthday parties, Schools, playgroups ,fetes ,Christenings, weddings Christmas parties,after-school clubs... any event you need first class children's entertainment.  As well as Smartie Artie  we have fun disco parties. “PJ ‘The Funky DJ’ … funky fun! or 'Lenny Saturn and his Saturn Sounds Disco'. Smartie Artie face painters are the best!   Call for a quote  TEL :01582 600529 Dates are filling fast  !   Dont forget you would not pay until the day so you may like to book early to avoid disapointment. We are available any day but weekends get booked up very quickly so please do not leave it too late to get the date you want. Monday to Thursday one hour shows or two hour party option is available  . Friday to Sunday we do the full 2 hour party ...as a rule.     Smartie Artie. The place to find the original and best in children’s entertainment. Entertaining children for over 50 years!. May I introduce you to what 'The Times' describes as "an awesome blend of silliness and masterly crowd control" - the act of children's entertainer Smartie Artie. Welcome to the home of the Smartie Artie’s The list of regular customers reads like the private and commercial who's who of the world. Rest assured that if you ever have the occasion to book Smartie Artie - or any act from this agency, they will arrive on time, without any fuss and get on and provide the very best in entertainment.   Smartie Artie recently featured in 'The Times ' in the Sunday Magazine feature article .They said  'something so sweet could make them so happy.' The Smartie Artie team are well established professional entertainers who are as happy working solo at a private party or even as a double act for carnivals,fetes, and corporate functions etc To view our Testimonials from Harrods and other clients  - Please click here.     Smartie Artie themed party invitations are free! And here for you to print and use .   To view our PARTY TIPS! and F.A.Q. for any questions you might need answering - Please click here.