Children's Entertainers... The Smartie Artie Experience

The Perfect Birthday Party is... The Smartie Artie Party! Comedy Magic, Ventriloquism, Balloon Modelling, Puppets, Games and - most importantly - lots of audience participation.

Smartie Artie provides the best in children’s birthday party entertainment. It is the perfect variety and mix of all sorts of things that children are guaranteed to enjoy. You can be sure they will be rolling about at the daft antics Smartie Artie gets up to. A magic wand falling to bits is a situation that is hilarious to a 5 year old. If a balloon pings Smartie Artie’s finger you can be sure that is the funniest thing that could happen.

Our World-Famous Smartie Artie Wiggly Woo paper toy can be download here for you to make!

Where is your party?

Smartie Artie can entertain your children anywhere across the South East of England; Hertfordshire, Bedfordshire, Bucks, Cambs, London and down to the south coast, but please ask us if you would like us to entertain at your party elsewhere.

Why a Smartie Artie Party?

Smartie Artie knows that the Birthday child is the star of the show! Smartie Artie is there 15 minutes before the party to greet the guests as they arrive and then will run the whole two hour party including the break for their tea. Smartie Artie will help at tea time AND bring everything to entertain the children including pass-the-parcel and prizes for games. The only thing you would need to do is organise the tea and party bags, if you decide to do them. Why not download a Smartie Artie Party Invite here that you can print out and send to all the guests?

Toddlers and young children love puppets and Smartie Artie has the silliest puppets that are always playing tricks on him. Cuddly and fun puppets have a timeless appeal to little ones and even older children are just as amused if they talk… with a bit of ventriloquism it sometimes happens!

Games are always part of children’s birthday party entertainment and Smartie Artie organises games which are age appropriate getting everyone involved. Pass-the-parcel is included in the full two hour parties as standard and be assured Smartie Artie knows how to get the maximum fun from this evergreen party game. When Smartie Artie twists a balloon or two you can be sure of a routine full of comedy. With the help of the birthday child and friends the result is balloon animals and even a balloon Smartie Artie for the birthday child to keep.

For older children we have the Smartie Artie Magic Workshop. Or they can dance and play games and competitions at the disco parties with PJ the Funky DJ or Lenny and the Saturn Sounds Disco. We also have the very best face painters to make your party extra fun!

Birthday Parties, Schools, Playgroups, Fetes, Christenings, Weddings, Christmas Parties, After-School Clubs... we can perform at any event where first-class children's entertainment is needed.

The Smartie Arties are renowned children’s birthday party entertainers with many years of children's party experience, and are sure to please and provide a party that will remain in their memories for ever.

You can read some testimonials from our clients here.

Where else can Smartie Artie perform?

Smartie Artie is great for School Parties, After-School Clubs, Fetes, Fundays and Carnivals. It's a fun-packed one hour show, or if an hour is not long enough why not have Smartie Artie for up to 3 hours, with Walkabout Entertainment and up to three 20 minute set shows!

Recently, Smartie Artie spent an afternoon entertaining staff & family at the annual Family BBQ for a leading airline - you can read more about the afternoon here. Airline BBQ gets Entertained by Smartie Artie

Wedding Receptions & Christenings

How do you keep little ones entertained during a wedding or christening? Easy - with 2 hours of Smartie Artie fun! Keep the children amused while the adults enjoy the event!

Christmas Parties

Smartie Artie is a great addition to the festive fun and will even help Santa, and if you don't know a Santa, Smartie Artie does! We can arrange a special Santa visit to your Home, School or Company Christmas Party.

Why not invite them both? Santa is busy in December getting ready for Christmas Eve but he can always find time to see boys and girls (the presents must be supplied by yourselves).

Community Shows

Councils book Smartie Artie because they know we provide first class entertainment for Holiday Play Schemes and all Public Events.

A Smartie Artie
Show for just...

Monday to Thursdays only.

They all have a fantastic time and of course the birthday child is the star of the show! It's a midweek birthday show that takes less time and costs less too! Forty five minutes packed with comedy magic, balloon modelling, puppets and prizes. The only other costs would be for travel, parking and congestion charge if applicable. And don’t forget it is 10% off one hour shows or full two hour birthday parties midweek.

Party Tip of the Week!

The usual party times for a Birthday party are 11am-1pm for a lunchtime or anytime from 3pm for a tea time party. These times work well because normally Smartie Artie will break about halfway to allow time to feed the guests their food.


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Children's Party Tips here!

Smartie Artie News

January 16th 2014

500 Children meet Smartie Artie
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Having a School Party?

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smartie artie gang face painters - girl with blossom design on face
PJ the DJ